will you be mine bbyboo/???
yes of course forever bb ilu<3333333333333
eating a hamburger because i'm hungry every day
hi, i'm arianna.
i like my wonderful gr8 boyfriend, kamen rider, cartoons, parks and rec, and playing videogames.
well, anyway
I hope that’s not a costume. I want this terrifying dog to be real.
come home with me.
Kramer is an owl
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bye
I was fortunate enough to be in KC’s presence as he brainstormed ideas for Kramer being an owl. It was basically like watching da Vinci work
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professorhopeless-to-the-rescue:
the end
is near
umm.
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
I am beginning to be a horse.
surrealist poetry t b h
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